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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 04:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Minds and Behinds

No way

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

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share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

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Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?